Biden And Bezos Announce Alexa Enabled Door Locks to Allow CDC to Administer COVID Shots to Sleeping Anti-Vaxxers
President Biden announced this morning a partnership between the CDC and Amazon that will allow volunteer nurses to enter private homes with an Alexa enabled deadbolt during the night to administer the COVID vaccine while citizens are sleeping. Q2 2021 hedge fund letters, conferences and more Disclaimer: This is a satirical article. The CDC Has The Keys To Alexa Enabled DeadboltsJeff Bezos, Amazon CEO said at the press conference that, “The CDC now has the key to every Alexa enabled deadbolt in America and for citizens not registered as a vaccine recipient, well… let’s just say that they will ...