Elon Musk Turns to the Belgians to Help Motivate Congolese Cobalt Miners
In another stroke of brilliance Elon Musk has turned to the Belgians to motivate Congolese cobalt miners. Following in the footsteps of the late great King Leopold II of Belgium, the Belgians have promised to triple productivity while keeping labor costs practically at zero. Q2 2021 hedge fund letters, conferences and more Disclaimer: This is a satirical article. As we all know fossil fuels are dead! Instead of drilling for climate destroying dinosaur juice, climate conscious advocates such as Mr. Musk are leading the way towards a renewable future. With over half the world’s cobalt originatin...