Government Warns That Playground Equipment Gets Hot
Americans who are unaware that things—including playgrounds—heat up during summer have finally received some much-needed clarity from the government. Isn't it about time? The U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission (CPSC) has issued a warning that when it's hot outside, playgrounds can get hot too. After all, maybe some of us haven't spent a lot of time on Earth. Or have no sweat glands. Or we were raised in a tanning bed. Anyway, to make sure we all understand that when the weather's hot, it can be hot at the playground, the commission posted the following on X: What an image. As for the mess...