Simone Biles’ Disastrous GameStop Stock Loss Is The Root Of Her Olympic Ending Mental Health Breakdown
TOKYO, JAPAN – The most decorated American gymnast in history, Simone Biles, shocked the world earlier this week when she announced her withdrawal from the remainder of the Olympic gymnastics competition. While sportscasters and political pundits alike argued the move, a plucky securities analyst revealed Wednesday that the likeliest cause for Biles’s leave could in fact be seven-figure losses incurred by betting on WallStreetBets darling GameStop. Q2 2021 hedge fund letters, conferences and more Disclaimer: This is a satirical article. Simone Biles' GameStop Stock Loss“Olympic participants ar...