Johnson & Johnson (NYSE:JNJ) is yet again making headlines after the pharmaceutical company was granted FDA approval for their new booster shot.
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Johnson & Johnson Shares Soar On Its Booster Shot News
Johnson & Johnson boasted about its lack of safety, citing “We out did ourselves with this one. Our new booster shot is now 79% more likely to cause blood clots, as to our previous jab which only had a roughly 32.5% chance at giving one a blood clot.”
Johnson & Johnson shares soared on the good news.
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