Inflation Alert: Crisis Actor Rates Surge Ahead of 2022 Midterms
Washington, DC – Appropriation committees scrambled to allocate funding on capitol hill late Saturday in response to a sudden surge in crisis actor rates according to sources familiar with the matter. The runup in prices is coming as federal agencies spar for larger budgets and congressional incumbents rally their base for the 2022 midterms. Q2 2021 hedge fund letters, conferences and more Disclaimer: This is a satirical article. The Surge In Crisis Actor Rates“There’s a number of initiatives in the works which will require crisis actors to muster public support.” said a CIA official who spoke...